we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
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I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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