Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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