I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I got inside last night via doggy door