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He told me I remind him of his sister...

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Was this before or after you did it?

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before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.

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(512): He told me I remind him of his sister... (917): Was this before or after you did it? (512): before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during. http://tfl.nu/66ff

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Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.

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(+44): Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms. http://tfl.nu/jipl

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She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.

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(+61): She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom. http://tfl.nu/ltjp

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stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.

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(631): stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back. http://tfl.nu/3ip5

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(317): View more from Indiana

I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.

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(317): I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward. http://tfl.nu/qgop

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.

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(610): Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates. http://tfl.nu/faj1

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(252): View more from North Carolina

The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse

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(252): The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse http://tfl.nu/x8q4

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I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.

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(612): I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head. http://tfl.nu/qs4d

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All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet

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(44): All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet http://tfl.nu/lx51

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Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.

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Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die

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(646): Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens. (646): Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die http://tfl.nu/6x7r

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Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?

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I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on

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(240): Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister? (863): I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on http://tfl.nu/xj2m

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(253): View more from Washington

Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf

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(253): Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf http://tfl.nu/ir0h

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(661): View more from California

He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.

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(661): He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder. http://tfl.nu/ebay

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We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free

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Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"

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(859): We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free (502): Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels" http://tfl.nu/26v2

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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.

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(714): I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior. http://tfl.nu/g7q9

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