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(847): View more from Illinois

is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?

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(415): View more from California

I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!

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(719): View more from Colorado

he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka

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(406): View more from Montana

I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping

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(801): View more from Utah

She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness

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(937): View more from Ohio

I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door

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