I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion