they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
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i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
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I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I FOUND THE LEGS
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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