We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Pooping to opera.
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