think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
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he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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