I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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