ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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