ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
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Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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