You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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