My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
My first STD was from a foam party
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
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