Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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