hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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