i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I accidentally burped into my bong.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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