just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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