So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
zippers are such a cool invention
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I am one with the molecules
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
