I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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