The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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