I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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