Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
