I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
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I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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