haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
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You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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