Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Don't make out with my wife yet
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
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