I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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