Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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