either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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