weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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