The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
