yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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