there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I accidentally burped into my bong.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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