Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Did I show you my penis last night?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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