You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
dude. I can hear the air.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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