But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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