we have pet lesbian snakes
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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