I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
