its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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