i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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