In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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