i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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