Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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