Acid is not a monday night drug
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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