Got a toothbrush?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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