Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
she told me i tasted like america
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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