Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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