I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
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I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
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I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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