can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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