great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
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In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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