Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
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