It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
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If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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