You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I have aggressive nipples.
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