I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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