a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Floor bacon is actually really good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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