what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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