a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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