"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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